My parents are deaf so when we put subtitles on it is the funniest thing ever. We watched supernatural once and the were like. ~LOUD GROANING~ BLOOD SPLATTERING ON WINDOW~ It makes my day :)
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
"Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new."
sometimes I see a really pretty gif with no comments but i don’t reblog it because i know deep down in my heart it’s from doctor who
they’re always from doctor who
"When I’m playing Sherlock I try to get myself both in a sort of physical sense as you’d in a physical activity and being healthy, and in a mental sense into his kind of world. Sherlock’s beautiful, he’s very difficult. He has an ability to completely cut off, mute the traffic of mediocrity, of platitude, of everyday social interactions. He can run like a hot knife through butter to get to the point of what he has to do, to be able to access his set of skills requires a level of concentration and ability which denies other normal enterprises in life which results in comedy but also results in his brilliance." - Benedict Cumberbatch
Tom Hiddleston attends the premiere of Marvel’s ‘Thor: The Dark World’ at the El Capitan Theatre on November 4, 2013 in Hollywood, California
whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out
Clary, which rune is that? I’ve never seen it before. It’s not in the book…